Random Funnies

So since pictures aren't up from the recent family reunion, I have a funny story from about....11 minutes ago.

Danny and I are watching a TV show, no big right? But then, suddenly, I have to PEE. I run to the bathroom, go to sit down, and SPLAT!

I fall down on the inner rim of the toilet seat, nearly splashing my bum in the cold water. Thankfully, I hadn't started tinkling yet.

"Danny!" I screamed. "What!?" he called back. "Don't leave the toilet seat up!"

This was his reply: "But then I wouldn't be able to laugh at you!"

:P

Husbands...gotta love 'em. :D